Last year I had a crush on this really cute girl who was in a few of my classes. I just thought she was so smart and pretty and nerdy and I loved it. But then one day she came and started talking to me and said whilst looking at my stretched ears, “Oh wow, they’re so cool, are they real?”
I was wearing tunnels… Let’s just say I got over her pretty quickly after that.

vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

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"The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three."

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

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